https://s26.postimg.org/7wxpjnund/king.jpg ## Do you think you can beat me and take my crown? ------------ Look steemians, @papa-pepper is challenging you to a duel! In my time here, I've made some pretty amazing #howto posts. Some have been practical and others hilarious, but they have still been awesome. However, after the last two I made, I'm declaring myself **KING** of steemit #howto! https://youtu.be/Lex6Xm_m2Vs You have to admit, I was probably the first steemian that you ever saw [milking a venomous snake](https://steemit.com/howto/@papa-pepper/how-to-milk-a-venomous-snake). Also, that [how to use a plastic bottle to look like a movie star post was *genius!*](https://steemit.com/movie/@papa-pepper/how-to-use-a-plastic-bottle-to-look-like-a-movie-star) I know that I can't really be the best steemian at making #howto posts, but there is a chance, isn't there? https://s26.postimg.org/q3klr4vzd/0_0_0.jpg # THINK YOU'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES? ## Below, I have linked the majority of my how to posts that I have made on steemit. I've broken them down into two categories: **practical & hilarious**. I'm offering up 100 SBD for each category, and here's how it works. You have **one week** to make a *new* how to post and use the #howto tag. Your post *must* be linked in the comment section below. You can choose either category or both, and you may enter as many times as you like. After one week, I will choose my favorite posts from each category and put them up against one of mine from that category. I will then do a post to determine if any of your chosen entries can beat my posts. If, by comments on the post, it is determined that any of your entries beat mine, I will choose a winner for the grand prize in each category, of 100 SBD each. If my posts are determined to be the best, then I'll keep my money, and my crown. A video is highly recommended, and you can wear a ski mask if you wish to remain anonymous, though how to videos are not required. Check my previous how to posts below and see if you even want to try to take my crown, title, and money. As you can see below, it took me a lot of posts... but all you need is *one* that is better! Have fun, stay safe, and best wishes! https://s26.postimg.org/q3klr4vzd/0_0_0.jpg # PRACTICAL HOW TO POSTS ----- https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://i.imgsafe.org/8686ebf49d.jpg [HOW TO FIX BROKEN GLASSES FOR $1.00 USD](https://steemit.com/life/@papa-pepper/fix-broken-glasses-for-only-usd1-incredible-simple-solution) -------- https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://www.steemimg.com/images/2016/08/20/COVERf90ab.jpg [HOW TO "STRETCH" A SAUCE OR SALSA](https://steemit.com/food/@papa-pepper/how-to-stretch-a-sauce-or-salsa-a-simple-food-hack-for-bigger-batches) -------- https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://i.imgsafe.org/bad142e697.jpg [HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN HARDFORK... 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https://steemitimages.com/0x0/http://i.imgur.com/InuqUGN.jpg [HOW TO MAKE A RAISED STRAWBERRY BED](https://steemit.com/diy/@papa-pepper/diy-raised-strawberry-bed) ------ https://steemitimages.com/0x0/http://i.imgur.com/V4BPQdm.jpg [HOW TO PRUNE AND PROPAGATE GRAPEVINES](https://steemit.com/gardening/@papa-pepper/grapevine-pruning-and-propagating) ------ https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://s14.postimg.org/498e7gyc1/IMG_7138.jpg [HOW TO PROPAGATE PLANTS BY "LAYERING"](https://steemit.com/gardening/@papa-pepper/papa-pepper-s-guide-to-plant-propagation-layering) ------ https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://s7.postimg.org/lngofvx9n/IMG_7931.jpg [HOW TO EXPRESS MORE LOVE FOR LESS MONEY](https://steemit.com/howto/@papa-pepper/how-to-express-more-love-for-less-money-papa-pepper-style) ------ https://steemitimages.com/0x0/http://i.imgur.com/iPvyQtg.jpg [HOW TO MAKE A "STEEM MON" SHIRT](https://steemit.com/howto/@papa-pepper/how-to-make-a-steem-mon-t-shirt) ------ 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SKIRT](https://steemit.com/life/@papa-pepper/when-your-shirt-turns-into-a-skirt-a-simple-clothing-life-hack) -------- https://youtu.be/fHSooG0W-LU [HOW TO ACCURATELY IDENTIFY A COPPERHEAD SNAKE](https://steemit.com/howto/@papa-pepper/how-to-accurately-identify-a-copperhead-snake) -------- https://steemitimages.com/0x0/http://i.imgur.com/EZCOtNM.jpg [HOW TO SAVE WILD GARLIC FOR WINTER](https://steemit.com/howto/@papa-pepper/how-to-save-wild-garlic-for-winter) -------- https://youtu.be/ieGTVeXX3sg [HOW TO WORK TOGETHER AS A FAMILY](https://steemit.com/howto/@papa-pepper/how-to-work-together-as-a-family) -------- https://youtu.be/7l699CDEuck [HOW TO PROPAGATE PLANTS SIMPLY](https://steemit.com/gardening/@papa-pepper/papa-pepper-s-guide-to-plant-propagation-the-simplicity-of-it-all) -------- https://youtu.be/G7b6OYYLufY [HOW TO SAVE SEEDS - CHINESE RED NOODLE BEANS](https://steemit.com/homesteading/@papa-pepper/steemit-seed-savers-chinese-noodle-beans) -------- 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