Martha!
Martha! Come outside!
I ran over one of those damn clowns again, Martha! Martha!
Ernest! I'm trying to watch my damn show!
Martha! I need your help! Martha! It's a big one!
Ernest! Shut the hell up! The showdown showcase is on!
Martha! Get your fat ass out here right now!
Ernest! It's your damn fault I'm fat!
Martha! I ain't got time for this shit! Come on out! We gotta fix this boy up! Come have a look at him!
Ernest! You done got tire tracks on his face again!
Martha! It was dark outside! How the hell was I supposed to know where he'd put his damn face!
Ernest! I told you to drive up beside em and just give give em a tap with the door! What am I supposed to do with this now!
Martha! The pigs can have the face! I'm not building you no more damn shelves anyway!
Ernest! This one's too damn old! I can't even make soup out of this!
Martha! I ain't wastin all this meat! Help me cut him up! We're making...
