To: All Staff
Subject: FW: STEEMIT.COM BUYOUT! Effective Immediately.
Attached: Employee_Retention.docx
Good Morning,
Please see the urgent message below from Mrs. Fitzgibbons.
If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to reach out to me or your human resources department in the next 2 minutes and 50 seconds. Also you can direct your questions to: @reneenouveau/blockcorp-industries-is-now-hiring-aka-how-to-play-the-game
Thanks!
Renee Nouveau
Public Relations for the
Secret Society Division
a subsidiary of:
Mrs Fitzgibbons Home-Mined
Blocks and Duck Farm, Inc.
begin forwarded message
From: Jaundice Fitzgibbons, CEO
To: All Staff
Subject: STEEMIT.COM BUYOUT! Effective Immediately.
Attached: Employee_Retention.docx
All Staff,
We are pleased to announce the finalization of our acquisition of Steemit.com and the formation of BlockCorp Industries. Steemit was a social media platform where everyone gets paid for creating and curating content. It formerly leveraged a robust digital points system, called Steem that supported real value for digital rewards through market price discovery and liquidity. I don’t approve of such frivolousness so we are turning it into an email server for BlockCorp Industries. BlockCorp will synergize the traditional methods of block-mining with the limitless possibilities of tomorrow.
The merger combines the strengths of Steemit and Mrs. Fitzgibbons Home-Mined Blocks and Duck Farm, Inc by leveraging Steemit’s robust network resources and our local industry experience, and fine management practices. In order to facilitate our solid and successful operation Steemit.com’s website and all assets will be dissolved. BlockCorp will continue my life’s work of bringing quality blocks to market, however I will be stepping down as CEO immediately. My successor has been decided upon and the news will be made public shortly to the employees we choose to retain. This announcement will take place after the old board of directors returns from their tropical vacation.
All employees not on the attached document “Employee_Retention.docx, file, you have 3 minutes to remove your personal effects and make your way to the lobby. If you fail to comply you will escorted by security to your own tropical vacation, of sorts.
Warmly,
Mrs. Jaundice Fitzgibbons, CEO
Mrs Fitzgibbons Home-Mined
Blocks and Duck Farm, Inc.
