If ever there were a week where I was entitled to indulge in maximum laziness, it's this one. In the 7 days my daughter has been alive, I think I have managed to get about 7 hours of sleep.
My Steemit to-do list was getting too long. So bam, here you go, triple play with one shot.
My wife says a box of crackers does not count as a meal. I beg to differ. You can't argue with results.
Also, coffee. Lots and lots and lots of coffee.
Excuse me while I fall asleep on the keyboard.
This was my entry for Week 8 of the Cartoon-Off contest put on by @corpsvalues.
This was also my entry for the Steemitbloggers Stickfigures Storyboard Contest, organized by @jaynie.
This was also my entry for Round 29 of the Comedy Open Mic contest. I nominate @fromage and @disc-jitsu87.
@DollarsAndSense is a sleep-deprived father of two. He is too tired and too lazy to link to any of his past posts tonight. You should go search his blog if you want them. They are way better than today. He is sorry.
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Animation By @zord189, Dividers By @jaynie