FADE IN-
Minutes after Frank Bacon's Build-A-Berg Conference.
INT. COMPUTER SCREEN - REAL TIME CHAT CONVERSATION
List of participants:
- ekim
- [BLOCK]
- efink
- cshaw
Begin Transcript:
ekim [5:52 AM]
ekim [5:52 AM]
set the channel purpose: clean up this mes
[BLOCK] [5:52 AM]
joined POST-CONFERENCE from an invitation by ekim
[BLOCK] [5:53 AM]
go round up the others. i need some coffee.
ekim [5:53 AM]
will do
efink [5:54 AM]
motherfucker.
[BLOCK] [5:54 AM]
good morning to u to fink.
efink [5:55 AM]
the only good thing about it was that whoever that was, WE looked pretty good. how tf did they do that?
[BLOCK] [5:56 AM]
i can't talk. very hush hush. still, we've lost every online poll and we need to get tough here. get this under control.
[5:56]
still, i hope we put the sick thing to bed.
[5:56]
i hope.
efink [5:57 AM]
me 2. do i have time for coffee?
[BLOCK] [5:57 AM]
we're all gonna need a lot of coffee.
ekim [5:58 AM]
shaw is on his way sir.
[5:59]
i don't see what's so bad. WE looked really healthy! I thought WE did GREAT!
efink [5:59 AM]
WE were scoring 3 on AMTS a couple of weeks ago and 22 on mmse. Yeah, whoever that was was normal.
[6:00]
but the telemetry sucks. look at all the snap onlines: we're losing 100%
ekim [6:01 AM]
but those don't mean anything
efink [6:01 AM]
it means they're enthusiastic. organized. if they can swarm a poll whats to stop them swarming a CITY?
[6:01]
it also creates a counter-NARRATIVE. the free press will sniff it. we have to stop the bleeding.
ekim [6:01 AM]
k
efink [6:02 AM]
don't worry. we have something. GET SHAW OUT OF BED.
[6:02]
i'm going for coffee.
cshaw [6:05 AM]
hello!
[6:06]
hi Liz.
[6:06]
I see we're not happy :disappointed:
[BLOCK] [6:06 AM]
Not at all.
cshaw [6:06 AM]
I read the round-up. It looked good?
[BLOCK] [6:07 AM]
the round up my burning ass. I'm talking about the real world. BACON made US look like a girl. Today we hit back. We hit back hard.
[6:07]
Fink?
efink [6:07 AM]
one sec.
[6:10]
okay. guys, this is 18-2381 stuff. Got it?
cshaw [6:10 AM]
yes
ekim [6:10 AM]
yes sir.
efink [6:11 AM]
alright. we need to move beyond the disruption scripts and down-voting. we need to start hurting people and that's what this is about. This is about winning because we'll never get a chance at this again. everything is justified. [BLOCK]?
[BLOCK] [6:11 AM]
dramatic.
[6:13]
fuck--okay. so the FANS OF BACON is an emergent order. thirty million little chan and reddit assholes that bump around and then congeal to vote in a poll or push a meme or make a hashtag trend or whatever. This is new. It isn't like fighting a centrally organized campaign.
[6:13]
It's more like fighting a disease.
[6:14]
So what we need to do is break the pattern. The usual means isn't working. BACON'S too charismatic. Morale is too high. This is an army of chaos folks.
[6:14]
so we have full clearance. Word of God.
[6:15]
Fink--let's do this. I have a plane to catch.
efink [6:16 AM]
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ekim [6:16 AM]
Ew.
cshaw [6:16 AM]
i like it! wtf is it??
efink [6:17 AM]
This is manna from heaven, kids.
[6:18]
We have the use of an NSA intrusion package. We are going to find the thought leaders. the meme-generators. the shit-posters. I need a target analysis for reddit, twitter, and the chans by tomorrow 5 PM.
[6:18]
You will monitor, identify, and using the FA software set we have, identify/dox.
cshaw [6:18 AM]
that will dox them??
efink [6:20 AM]
It will man-on-the-side for the anon boards and intercept traffic. We can use that for IP addresses and loading tracking software and magic lantern onto their devices. Once we have them compromised. [BLOCK]? How many do we need?
[BLOCK] [6:21 AM]
I want 150 from 4chan, whatever you can get from 8. I want 1000 top reddit drivers exposed and I want content analysis for their posts. I want the people who are really driving their narrative.
[6:22]
I need all that in a packet by tomorrow afternoon with lexical analysis, proof of compromise. I want clips of memes. I want to up-vote patterns. All this has to be inside the US too. We can't use externals.
!
cshaw [6:23 AM]
It won't work outside the US?
efink [6:23 AM]
It works fine outside the us you idiot. That's NSA stuff.
[BLOCK] [6:24 AM]
WE don't work outside the US. Do you think this is fucking bean-bag?
[6:24]
We are going to disrupt them before this shit goes any further.
[6:24]
if they don't have leaders, we're going to get their thought leaders.
cshaw [6:24 AM]
like pajama boy!
[BLOCK] [6:25 AM]
I AM NOT N THE MOOD cshaw
cshaw [6:25 AM]
sorry
efink [6:26 AM]
just get us the target profiles. Hit the numbers. Give us a matrix for each of them. Okay? PII, influence grid, recent activity, Q-rate. Like that.
[6:26]
You know what to do.
cshaw [6:26 AM]
Yes sir.
ekim [6:26 AM]
What are we going to do with that?
[BLOCK] [6:27 AM]
dof u really want tio fucking know, kim?
ekim [6:27 AM]
i'm good.
[BLOCK] [6:28 AM]
u better be. I am going to get a plane. You will be up ALL NIGHT. Keep the lab LOCKED. Fink bring in pizza or whatever to keep the kids going.
[6:28]
I am out.
cshaw [6:28 AM]
does it have to be We the Pizza?
efink [6:29 AM]
[BLOCK] LIKES WtP. What do you want?
ekim [6:29 AM]
Sushi. Sushi would be nice.
efink [6:30 AM]
what do you think this is, the BACON campaign. We're getting pizza from We.
[6:30]
Get those files together.
ekim [6:30 AM]
I'm on it. Do you know what [BLOCK] is going to do with them? I do kind of want to know, sir.
efink [6:31 AM]
google Seth Rich and shut up about it.
cshaw [6:31 AM]
OOg.
[6:32]
well, they are deplorable. idk. I think we should have done this a long time ago.
efink [6:32 AM]
get working kids. I'll check back in a couple. Have something for [BLOCK] before he hits the ground. k?
ekim [6:33 AM]
I'm sick of We the Pizza.
cshaw [6:33 AM]
me2.
[6:33]
:confused:
ekim [6:33 AM]
:confused:
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