I pull in fat skrilla shilling m’fckin memes
On dmainia. I dropped a fat stack
Of crypto cash in my wallet stash
And now I’m shillin, ya feel?
I don’t wanna do no real work
I’ve invested in this shit and now
I’m putting it to work like a bitch
On the corner.
That’s the sitch and you other
Haters can just wine and winge.
I’m making memes like 15 times a day
Dropping that shit and self-voting
Every comment I say, every lame-ass
‘good lol’s, nice meme’ comment that I made
From my puppet accounts, don’t doubt
I’m the m’fckin steem gangster meme making machine.
I keep it quiet,
I have 6 followers and they’re on a diet.
Take a look you’ll see it says
This person hasn’t started blogging yet
Because it doesn’t pay, to write and work.
I make memes on a rotation,
I have a sweat-shop in Taipei
making shity memes all day,
payin them jack
I’m a steem gangster meme making machine
And I’m giving nothing back.
I just take what’s mine.
Crime against quality –
fire off meme-shots from glocks
Made of SP self-love-bots,
I bash one off 15 times a day
Jizzing my way through memes like a sex-pest
Fuck all the rest,
That’s $300 per post 15 times a day.
That’s $25,000 a week even with depreciation
1,638,000/year, you better believe I have no hesitation
To steal from you,
I’m a gangster of steem
and my dream is to keep doing what I do,
forever.
Continue beasting the reward pool
as a rule until I’m shut down.
When I’ll power down
and laugh at you bitches
and snitches and walk away with my riches.
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I would like to express that the opinions of the Gangster of Steem are not my own. I do not, and never have owned a sweat-shop in Taipei making shity memes all day. I in no way endorse the behavior of this despicable individual😆 I built the meme with my own two hands and all poetry is mine, channeled through the voice of the Gangster of Steem. If you have enjoyed this #comedyopenmic post you can find more of the same at my home page at raj808. Thank you for reading.
