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Crap!
The toilet was blocked again.
Joe sighed and went to the cupboard under the sink in search of the plunger.
For fucks sake, what a shit day! Literally, as it turned out.
He went back to the toilet and started plunging away trying not to look at what was coming up as he worked.
Who would have thought it would have come to this? All the years studying, working to get his degree, masters and the Phd. And now here he was, elbow deep in other people's crap.
He tried the flush. The water rose up, but then there was a whoooshhing sound and the filth was sucked round the u-bend. He picked up the cleaning clothes and begun to clean the bowl and then the floor.
Why couldn't they just come and tell him when they blocked it? No, people are just pigs.
Worse than pigs.
Comparing most humans to the big friendly beasts was an insult to the pig. Naturally clean, and much more intelligent than a lot of the human beings he...
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