For @mariannewest/day-536-5-minute-freewrite-tuesday-prompt-resurrect
Help me come to life! There is a resurrecting coming. You might expect forgiveness and love from a son of god. All you will get is brain consumption. Jesus is a zombie. Sorry, but that's what happens when you're dead for several days before coming back. Hunger for brains.
Have you noticed how many christians eat the flesh of other people? They do. They drink blood, too. Wait, are christians vampires? No, they also eat the flesh. It must be a special flesh eating kind of zombies. Or
and this isn't funny
Bath salts.
Wasn't that the thing? I feel like all my knowledge us vague and uncertain about everything. World War Two happened in the early forties. But could I tell you official days? No. And prohibition happened in... the 20s? The great depression happened in the 30s. The great recession happened... 10 years ago? 15? Something like that.
I can barely tell you when I lived in Germany. 2009? Yes. I think we arrived in 2009, stayed until, like, June 2010. But when in 2009 did we get there? September, maybe? August? Did I have my birthday in YES! I remember that we were in Duesseldorf for my birthday. We were crashing on sebastian's couch, but a different sebastian.