It was love at first sight. I was dosing in the sun when I saw you, all sharp in your red velvet coat and feather adorned hat. Your raven Hair gleamed onyx rippling like water down your shoulders, down your back. I knew right then and there I had to have you, no other would do. Like fog I slid through the water, just a bit closer. You smelled divine, like amber, like musk. You reached in your pocket bringing forth your glittering offering- tick-tock. Our eyes met and you screamed, screamed and screamed. Startled I reacted a might violently, please forgive but you hurt my feelings you know. In the end beloved there is nothing to worry about, we shall be together in one way or another. Or one bite at a time …
Writing notes:
I actually got to conclude this one in time I am pleased :D This was written for the 5 minute freewrite by @mariannewest to join in on the fun go Here, todays prompt was hook.
(Image credit Dave Renike and a portrait of the fair jubilee made by myself turned into this here universal truth meme)

art courtesy of @PegasusPhysics