So here we go with my guide to internet trolls and where to find them.
Now first off a little background on this loathsome little species.
These trolls are sad and lonley creatures who somehow become impowered to act all brave and abusive when they sit at a keyboard or use any other device to connect to the internet. Like all of these sorts of creatures they are very cowardly and will hide their true form from those they abuse in fear of being discovered. They are often very childish in their interaction and some think this is because of low intelligence coupled with poor people skills. They will take any slight, real or imagined and throw a giant temper tantrum, often in a very destructive manner to their own internet presence. These creatures should not be approached and you should avoid any form of interaction with them.
Professor S. Morton, of the Scottish Institute of Trollish Behaviour has writen a number of papaers on Trolls and their behaviour online so I would like to quote her advice here:
"Years of study has led me to the conclusion that you should never use the name a Troll is going by as this can cause the troll to form an attachment to you and they will follow you around on multipul sites spewing their bile. The best defence against a troll is to not feed their comments as it gives them an adrenaline boost to their fingers to type more. Ignoring them is a far better option as they quickly starve."
Now onto where to find these creatures, they can be found where ever you get a gathering of decent internet users. They are drawn by the positive energy of such gatherings and their aim is to destroy that energy. It is important that internet users know how to tackle these abusive and loathsome trolls so they can be better prepared to deal with them.