Whereas Steemit has no formal religious body to countermand the secular offices of the elected Witnesses, I hereby do grant unto myself by mine own hand the title of "Steem Pope."
The powers of this office shall include the authority to issue indulgences for misspelled words, capitalization errors, grammatical errors, and all other sins of the blogosphere related to language. Further, the Steem Pope shall be immune to all accusations of these selfsame sins.
Petitioners for such indulgences may send 5 Steem to @jacobtothe with the petition details contained in the memo field. Should such indulgence be granted, 1 Steem will be sent back, bearing the necessary absolution in the memo field. Members of my flock may also petition on behalf of others by identifying the one on whose behalf they petition, and the Steem Indulgence will be officially sent to that poor lost soul.
Go in peace, my children, and may the Blockchain smile upon you.
The temporary icon of this office used in this post is derived from the Steemit logo and this source in accordance with its CC0 license. Any member of the Faithful is welcome to offer a replacement to increase the prestige of this holy office.
