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The image has been produced to your specifications. The codes are hidden within and the rest of the message has been dispersed on previous posts. Standard procedure was followed so there shouldn't be a problem finding any of it. Nobody else will notice. This was a great idea! I don't like the part about having to stay up so late to publish this at the specific time I received in your final message, but the generous offer will help me get over it.

I thought about it and you're right, these people won't believe this. They sit around watching Youtube all day. They'll believe it there, but when it's right in front of them, they will think it's fake. You guys are brilliant. They're probably still busy trying to decode the half time show. That was a great distraction.

I've learned a thing or two myself. I will use the funny tag here, as well as fiction. The regular confused people won't know what to think if I do that. I thought about telling them to vote for the other articles as well. That way they would think I'm only doing this for a few simple pennies. I changed my mind though. Once they think they know what's going on, they won't go looking for the rest and if they do, they won't know what they are looking for. Part of this was Bufford's idea. He said to ramble on so they become distracted. He told me that would help them lose interest. You were right too. Using a meme would have been a terrible idea. These people seem to gravitate towards those things like flies to cow shit. I also thought it would be wise to write a long wall of text, rather than proper paragraphs. Once those who think they have brains see this, they won't be able to process it. I'm certain the title fooled the majority of that type though. They tend to take most things at face value, yet somehow never seem to notice how each face is different. I played the role of town idiot since I started so there's a strong chance I was able to trick the rest into muting me. This approach should remove anyone who might be a burden completely out of the picture. As for the hidden meaning. That's located in the song below. Helen told me the people will become confused and start to wonder if there actually is a hidden message, or if it's just another distraction. Anyway, I think that about covers everything. I'll leave my usual ending credits and make this appear to be just another random blog entry by @nonameslefttouse The Writer/Artist Himself. Before I forget, what the hell are you guys doing this weekend? I was thinking about getting my drink on, if you know what I mean. Give me a call before then. I'm sure we'll work something out. No more whiskey though. That Chad guy turns into a dick and he's lucky I didn't throw him off the balcony last time. Don't even invite that asshole. He's the the one that shit on the couch, I'm sure of it. He took a shit in the taxi too, but that was at least funny.

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