The River
That's what I'll call it, the image up there.
Yes, I realize payouts are still ramping up and I'm probably a moron for giving away something so easy on the eyes. Just to prove how much of a moron I am though, I've decided to give away an 8K version of the image for free.
I realize not many of you out there have spent the money on the highest of all high tech screens yet but don't worry, it works on your 4K and 1080p screens just fine. I think if I tried hard enough and had the right cords, I'd be able to make that image appear on one of those old tube televisions as well. Unfortunately, I won't be able to test that theory because I put a few rounds in my old tv the last time I needed something to shoot.
Shooting an Old Television
I don't recommend it. I thought it would at least explode. Nothing. Maybe I should have used a larger rifle, but I'm Canadian and didn't have such easy access to a tank. That's a luxury only my friends south of the border can enjoy.
Anyway, yeah. The television doesn't explode and the special effects aren't very special. I think I did it wrong though. This is why the world needs more rednecks. They have knowledge in this field and I respect that. They go out there and do the crazy things so we don't have to. Then it all gets uploaded to Youtube for future generations to enjoy.
Scientists can also use this great resource for evaluation purposes rather than going out in the field and blowing off their hands. I'm not sure if you've ever noticed, but scientists really like to talk with their hands. They're always on stage making imaginary shapes in the air attempting to explain their fancy words to people like me who have to look up the word dictionary in the dictionary just to know what a dictionary is. It would be a shame if one of these scientists were to lose this magic ability.
So What Else Can I Ramble On About
That's really all I have for now. Anything else I can think of just looks stupid once I type it out here and ends up getting deleted. That happened three times before I finally decided to just say whatever it is I'm saying now. Hopefully I can stay on track and write something meaningful, but I suspect I may be experiencing a slight bout of A.D.D.
Ya know, I was sitting comfortably on a jet the other day when my friend Jack called. I said, "Hi Jack," but he couldn't hear me so I said, "Hi Jack," a little louder. Out of the blue some mother fucker puts me in a headlock and makes me tap out! Fucking UFC fans... I just don't get it. Doesn't that show come with a warning asking people not to reenact these stunts in public?
Anyway, I should probably be off now. Places to be, people to see.
Have a great day!
