My First Christmas Concert
Silver balls, silver balls.
I shaved my balls, now they're itchy.
My Ding-a-ling, (ding-a-ling) hear me sing (ding-a-ling).
Why in the hell did I shave.
It's hard to walk, makes me scratch cock
On my fresh shaven balls
In underwear there's a feeling, of itching.
People laughing as I'm grabbing
Thinking I'm just a perv
Because every five minutes I feel
Silver balls (silver balls), silver balls (silver balls)
I shaved my balls
now they're itchy.
My Ding-a-ling, (ding-a-ling) hear me sing (ding-a-ling).
Why in the hell did I shave.
All I want for Chrithmith
ith my nut hair back
My nut hair back
Thee my bald nutthack?
Gee, if could only
Have my nut hair back
Then I could with you
"Merry Chrithmith"
Silent night
No chicks in sight
Shaved my balls
Now they'll lolz
Deck the balls with lots of shaving cream
fa la la la la, la la la la
Take the razor, soon be screaming
fa la la la la, la la la la
Damn that looks like gay apparel
fa la la la la, la la la la
Just pass me the whiskey barrel
fa la la la la, la la la la
@nonameslefttouse -dolph the Red-balled Reindeer
Had some very shiny balls
And if you ever saw them
You would see why he fucks dolls
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names (like asshole!)
They never let poor @nonameslefttouse -dolph
Join in any hairy balled games
Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say
@nonameslefttouse -dolph with your balls so bright
Won't you light my crack tonight
Then how the reindeer loved him,
As they shouted out with glee
@nonameslefttouse -dolph the Red-Balled Reindeer
You'll go down in history.
