Top 3 Greatest Steemit Google Translator Gibberish of 2017 - Comedy Open Mic Round 7

After my first two months of gleefully perusing the annals of the steem-o-sphere. Pondering the success of 70% of the trending page and wondering if I too, one day, could write such abysmally bad posts and earn $50 a pop, certain truths started to permeate. It's gonna take a whole lot of work to get to where I want to be.

So with a hop skip and a jump, I found myself at the doors of the wonderful @curie guild.

I got a job on steemit. Wooo hooo!😎

How hard can this be I thought? After all, I studied creative writing at university (the most useless degree in the world... until now), proofreading should be a doddle.

While I have read a lot of memorable, wonderful, insightful, teary-eyed epics; I have also had to wade through a tone of... hmmmnn how to be polite, less than memorable, wonderful, insightful, teary-eyed epics of the keyboard.

This post is dedicated to the experts of the art, the bastions of the unbelievable, captains of confusion... I bring you the top 3 greatest google translator gibberish of 2017.


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In the top spot, is an article in the life category focusing on the importance of awareness of space-garbage... I think.

People HAVE GOTTEN quite great at propelling stuff into space—however way less great at getting stuff down. Up in bring down Earth circle, alongside a thousand or more gainful satellites, there are numerous more bums: space garbage, enormous waste, rubbish of the most astounding circling request.

I particularly liked the authors use of caps to scream their indignant space-garbage rage at me. The first sentence had me nodding in agreement. Sure, firing our garbage into space could be a real-world problem that needs addressing and how to get it down again, don't get me started! But then the image of orbiting space-bums fighting over the rubbish in the most astounding circling request catapulted me over the edge of surreal. PSML


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In second place, an article on art with a difference! I can only assume that the author was going for a kind of Jackson Pollock in words. An abstract amalgamation of the sublime in post modern poetry prose.

Hmmnnnn... or maybe, given the 'RSS feed' and format of random sentences, this indicates the work of a bot. Plagiarism bot! Whatever the case, I want to know where I can buy more of these modern masterpieces.

Submit RSS feed to their last time we talk about people and tell them. RSS feeds from a bottle of nice wine will do, cheap NFL Jerseys from China but it. Nuts will also under quilt that again for all my friends and their kids. Therefore spiritually interpreted Peter and teargas but they did a nice job of which is the most.

Cooking with the sucker in 1998 it is necessary you show up in Bloglines. Many businesses are flourishing. Without a cup of coffee mugs are designed in conformity with different personalities of coffee which. Are everywhere you go home for your.

I loved the advice given to hide nuts under the quilt as a way to entertain friends and their kids. Quickly followed with the sage advice - Without a cup of coffee mugs are designed in conformity with different personalities. So true! I myself drink my coffee from a pint mug, indicating that I have a large heart and am giving in all things. I also confused 'bloglines' with bolognese upon first reading. Leaving me choking with laughter as I digested the image of be-suited business men tangled up in my plate of spaghetti while expounding the importance of the bottom line.

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In third place, we have an interesting aphorism that, I think, we can all relate to. Writing with the title the meaning of life this author was setting themselves an ambitious task. Plato, Confucius, and Lao Tzu have all grasped at this elusive gem of the philosophical milieu.

I was exactly 10 years recent after I started thoughtful regarding the which means of life. The terribly thought of it, created Pine Tree State marvel.

I also felt the existential dread of the Pine Tree State marvel, when as a child my grandmother started to clean the toilet bowl with a pine scented disinfectant with a powerfully unpleasant odor! This ruined my childhood play session as the bathtub became strictly out of bounds as a race track for my micro-machines. A lesson to us all I think!


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This is my third entry into #comedyopenmic challenge. I nominate @tpkidkai + @jayiddon for some chuckles in the next round. All pics are taken from pixabay.com creative commons licence and edited by me in Microsoft publisher. Please follow links 1234 to credit. If you have enjoyed this comedy open mic you can check out my other work on my homepage @raj808.

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