I feel like a train ran me over last night. It's nothing serious, but it feels like I'm on my death bed. Does that sound familiar to any of you in the steemit community?
My bottom of my feet feel super bruised and my knees feel crippled. All my old injuries are screaming now. Or maybe an enemy came in while I was sleeping, and beat me with an eight pound sledgehammer.

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My lower back is super stiff...like I haven't moved in months, but I also feel like I was thrown from a five story building.
My throat is raw. It literally feels like someone went in there and shaved it with a really dull razor. Or maybe like someone went over every inch of my throat with a lighter.
My eyelids ache. How is it that my eyelids ache?
I'm thinking that if I try to walk my legs will break in half at the knees. It really feels like someone kicked my ass in my sleep or maybe I'm just a little wimpy ass
Now I have an excuse to lay in bed and just steemit....I mean sleep!