Secret service agent blows the whistle on Obama and Putin's homo-erotic love affair.
For far too long now, our world has been overshadowed by the ever-present threat that World War III could begin today. Since its conception, back in September 2000 when Saddam Hussein was bold enough to challenge the petrodollar, the threat of World War III has never truly subsided. We all know what happened a year later, an event that served as a call-to-action for the domineering superpower that is the US military. US and allied troops have yet to have a respite from attempting to establish the security of the petrodollar. Amidst a period of war, false flag attacks, covert currency wars, ubiquitous propaganda and the assassinations of world leaders, many have found it hard not to consider the inevitability of another global war. Tension between the US, Russia, China and Iran have been growing, with the recent chaos in Kiev and the current crisis in Syria but, for the first time, in a long time, we may have glimpsed the first glimmer of hope for a peaceful solution to present itself in quite some time. From where did this glimmer of hope present itself, you might ask? Well, it was conceived from the purest of energies. The one force that may be strong enough to battle the darkness overwhelming this Earth. Love.
MFNBC's Steven Hill interviewed an anonymous source in the Whitehouse about President Obama and President Putin's love affair;
Steven: Before we begin, would you like to tell us anything you can about your roll in the Whitehouse and why we should believe what you have to say?
Source: I cannot tell you too much or my anonymity may be compromised but, I will say as much as I can without making it easier for me to be identified. I have been in the service of the President for somewhere between one and seven years. I will not reveal my employment title but, I will tell you that my duties do not keep me confined to the Whitehouse. As well as serving in close proximity to President Obama when he resides at the Whitehouse, I am also a part of the team of staff that often must accompany the President on foreign expeditions, or excursions. Just recently I accompanied him to Poland and Spain.
Steven: You seem to be an integral part of the Presidents inner circle then. Shockingly though, you claim to have witnessed the development of not only a sexual relationship between President Obama and President Putin but, an emotional bond too? These are substantial claims. Tell us what you have seen to justify such controversial allegations.
Source: Well first of all I'd like to say that I am not the only one to have seen the progression of this union. I have discussed this issue with a number of other Presidential staff, all of whom can corroborate my story. It's getting them to talk that is the real issue, as a lot of them fear for their jobs if they speak out.
Steven: And you don't?
Source: I do. But, I believe the people of America and of Russia deserve to know what their World leaders are spending all their taxes on. So for me it was an easy choice to approach MFNBC. I hope that I'm still able to retain my job, though.
Steven: Can you elaborate on the abuse of tax funds?
Source: I certainly can, Steven. I'm not sure if you know this but, it is certainly not cheap when the President has to travel overseas. Some expeditions are rumored to have cost upwards of £200 million a day, a huge amount of money that could have been used to make some serious improvements to our infrastructure. I voted for Obama but, it is hard to watch what this relationship with President Putin has lead to. It has arrived at the point where I would lose respect for myself if I allowed any more of America's hardworking taxpayers money to be wasted on trips abroad to see Putin. A fair amount of money is also wasted on creating propaganda to be used in an effort to justify more meetings between the two world leaders. The people of America deserve to have that money spent on the betterment of our country, not on some clandestine love affair.
Steven: When was the last time you know of Obama and Putin meeting personally?
Source: It was but a couple of weeks ago.I'm sure you know that both Putin and Obama attended an economic summit in China early this September. What you probably don't know, is that the tension between Russia and the US is being intentionally propagated for the simple purpose of manufacturing a need to hold more summits and peace-talks. This is because when the talk is over, President Obama gets to spend time with his beloved Vladimir Putin. I have overheard romantic conversations, as well as things I'd rather forget. A fellow staff member has told me that they, while eavesdropping, learned that Obama is considering leaving his wife Michelle. Vladimir Putin, or Vladimir Pullout as the President refers to him because of his overzealous love-making, is said to have been overheard expressing a desire to be with Obama long-term. Putin was getting so lonely when apart from Obama that the President was forced to buy him a puppy to keep him company!
Steven: These are insane allegations. Do you have any proof?
Source: Unfortunately, there are really strict security measures in place to prevent us from capturing any audio or visual evidence. You don't have to look to me for evidence though. Why do you think that after centuries of the government refusing to recognize same sex marriages as legitimate, all of a sudden it has been legalized in a number of countries? They put these changes into effect to give themselves the opportunity to wed once their terms are over.It's somewhat beautiful in truth, however, I cannot allow the reckless spending of taxpayers money to continue just to facilitate that beauty. Something must be done.
Steven: Does this mean we are not actually nearing any type of World War III scenario, and this is all simply a show put on to find ways for the two to meet?
Source: I wish. The truth is, we really are in a fragile set of circumstances at the moment. I would speculate that things would have escalated months ago, if the two hadn't gone and fallen in love. In a way, we should be grateful for that but, we can't allow it to become a drain on national funds.
Steven: Well, your accusation are certainly a bit crazy, one could even say fantastical, but thank you very much for your testimony nonetheless. Is there anything else that you would like to add?
Source: Just that it's not our place to judge their feelings for one another, only to hold them accountable for stealing our money and creating panic just so Obama can put it in Putin. If President Putin wants a bit of tender love and ObamaCare, then by all means have at it fellas. Especially if it's helping to forge peace. Just be open about it! Then you wouldn't have to spend so much taxpayer money finding ways to meet secretly.
Steven: Once again, thank you for talking to us. So, there you have it guys. If this is true then we may be able to put a stop to these silly games of "Who's got the biggest missile?" and usher in an age of lasting peace. Could we be heading for a new era? One governed by peace, harmony and unity, rather than war, greed and deception? Or were these just the words of a mad man? I will let you decide...
This was Steven Hill, reporting for MFNBC. Have a nice day.
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