Hello friends and family!
Wait.. do I still have any friends?? Yeah, I've been MIA for the last couple of weeks, starting a new job and dealing with life. But I'm alive and kicking so no worries ;)
Since @warrkin and @fraenk were already picking on me for not posting any googlyeyes for months, I decided to do precisely this! Share them with you. I hope you like my googly friend Frederick flower.
I spotted Frederick while wandering around a graveyard. Yup, I like cemeteries, they are always so spotless and pretty and especially one thing for sure - they are quiet!
Hello ma'am, nice to meet ya. How are you today? You look pretty!
This guy was suddenly up in my face, chatting about the weather and stuff. He introduced himself as Federick with the fabulous beard. I had to chuckle.
Have a look at my fabulous beard woman! Look at it! Are you single?
I was pretty impressed because I like men with beards.. err.. flowers with.. nevermind! I like beards in general.. Have you seen this hipster flower beard trend? Gosh, I loved that ^^ Can we stop now hazel? Yes, we can.
But I had to go, and Frederick was a bit sad, the only guy.. dammit.. the only flower around with a beard, no friends in sight. My heart suddenly felt a bit heavy.
Please don't go hazel, it's so nice to talk to you. I really like you. Take me with you. For a cup of coffee maybe?
Have you've ever been hit on by a flower? I have.
I explained that he might die, without any nutrition, and promised to visit. He agreed.
Well, I did not visit Frederick. I just had not enough time to make it. My boyfriend explained to me that he might be dead by now. Sad isn't it?
But that's life, seasons come and go. People and flowers will come and go. Take some time for the right people, the ones who make you laugh or even cry. Don't waste your time with assholes. More with all the other beautiful ones, who like you for being you. Even if it means wandering cemeteries.
Ugh, I realise now that this post was pretty hilarious in the beginning and now I sound a bit depressed, but I'm not. Just conscious.
Take care!