A man in China had to be rushed to hospital after 'passionate' sex with his wife turned nasty. Mr Dai, who's 42, heard a cracking sound while knobbing his wife on Saturday.
He was taken to hospital where doctors confirmed he could have an 'eggplant deformity'. Say what? Yup, it's a real thing and it looks so so gross (seriously, don't Google it). Apparently, when an erect penis suffers a blunt trauma, it can be fractured and end up looking insanely swollen, bruised and purple.
Be Sure To Practice Safe Sex Everyone!
