This is for the new limerick contest where you need to end the first line with post. If you want more details, here is the link:
JUST KIDDING!
The secret to any good post,
to get upvotes at their most,
Just say that you're leaving,
but then keep on steeming,
and make your 'return' with a boast.
*my upvotes/rep disclaimer: @whatageek/my-steemit-account-where-i-stand-on-bots-self-votes-and-multiple-account