In my day we didn't have cell phones. We had a cup and a string and we like it that way.
Magic internet money needed a place where it could be even more free money for nothing. So it met up with magic internet blog. A place where people could post things at no cost of time or energy and now thanks to magic internet money they can magically get the magic internet money. Before people needed to computers to go search for little bits of magic on their gpus. Of-course you can still do that but get with the times. If you thought magic internet money was free money from the heavens. Magic internet blog will make that look like a hassle. Buying expensive equipment doesn't sound magic to me. Having to actually pay for your magic internet money doesn't sound magic to me. But writing this and making magic internet money magically appear is nothing short of magical.
