Los Angeles, California.
Steemstreet Journal met up with local old man Seff Jessions who has reached something of small time celebrity status as of late due to his hatred for plants.
"Plants need to be criminalized. Plants are the number one enemy of American values and freedom", Jessions goes on to say.
"A country where men can grow plants in the privacy of their own homes is not the America our founding fathers built, and it's not the America I want to live in. This is about values."
It was never made exactly clear where this hatred for plants stems from, but one of the rumours going around has been that when Jessions was young, a plant touched him inappropriately during a walk through a forest.
Steemstreet Journal underscores that is is simply a rumour.
Goes without saying that California's decision to legalize the growing and usage of a plant has driven Jessions to a serious case of depression.
"Anywhere I go, it's plants. Plants everywhere. There's no longer a place where I can feel safe."
Jessions goes on to say:
"I've seen it so many times. It starts with the plants. Sooner than you realize people are listening to E-40 and dancing on the hood of their cars. Playing with hoola hoops. Having a good time. It's madness."
Steemstreet Journal promises to follow this story as it develops.