
WTF am I doing?
I know that I may have given off the vibe that I am a philosophical and always serious guy with a laser sharp focus. While that may be true, allow me to give everyone a little brief view of one of my other hobbies. You see @papa-pepper isn't the only adventurous animal lover out there. I already failed miserably at trying to steal the job of @the-oracool and rather than dwell on my shortcomings, I am going to take a shot at a bigger target. That's what I do, I don't give up, I just go for a harder target and enjoy the hilarious shenanigans that are sure to ensue. If you can't tell yet, this is going to be a parody and I believe that @papa-pepper won't be offended by my trolling exposé of his series. THE HUNT BEGINS!

The Call of the Wild
Today started off like most of the "typical" days I have been having lately. I am not sleeping all that much, anticipation of what lies ahead and the journey to come have invaded the deepest recesses of my mind. I am on a perpetual path of self enlightenment, but even that must take a break for the majestic beauty of a cave full of assorted animal crackers. These are not some generic and tamed store brand denizens of captivity, but the wild and robust naturally elegant Stauffer's pure bred pedigree of animal supremacy! I managed to get a quick picture of the cave which you can see above, but I was quickly overrun by an assortment of crackers with a variety of temperament and taste.

SOS
As you can probably tell, I am now being overrun and find myself firmly out of my comfort zone. It would appear that wrangling savage beasts is a task best left to a professional like @papa-pepper and I must beseech a rescue mission from one of you brave souls that could take pity on this wayward traveler. I'm not joking they are literally climbing closer to my face as we speak and I don't know how much longer I will survive. Please send help!
Proof of Hostile Animal Cracker Takeover
