What is PDIVX?

PDIVX: Pump Dump Instant Verified Bullshit (X)
PDIVX: A pump and dump, zero transaction and therefore zero transaction fees
Launch Date: Maybe in the next 100 years
POE: An innovative Proof of Excel algorthm will be used to log purchases when I can be bothered to log them. A block explorer will not be needed as you can trust the Proof of Excel forked from the world renowned Microsoft software Excel.
Masternodes: 1 to avoid bad actors and man in the middle attacks
No Premine, and no mining!!!1111
PDIVX Introduction
This is not the first Pump and dump coin and will not be the last. The forking of an empty Excel document is groundbreaking and inherits all the security and functional characteristics of other empty Excel documents. Also no premine or mining.
Check out a graph of what to expect when this coin is released
ICO
Initial Coin Offering, send Bitcoins to this address
14wiVpfB9ZV26fJ1HPsTBYhC2SX2EoTg8Y
or Steem to @cryptofunk. The ICO will not expire and an indeterminate and random number of coins will be released.
Once the release of coins have been made expect the coin to be in the top 100 on Coinmarketcrap.com and will be traded on boloniex.com and rocktrades.us
PDIVX Whitepaper
https://www.dropbox.com/s/5w9862ccwurw2ek/PDIVX%20Whitepaper.txt?dl=0
Here are some of the PDIVX advisors on our team
Satoshi Nakamoto - Out of office
Bitalik Vuterin - Stop messaging me
Charlie Bee - Buzz off I'm busy
Dan The Ham - Pork off
Evan Huffield - I'm going Huff and I'm going to Puff and I'm going to blow down your scam
Any resemblance to actual persons, or coins, living or dead, or actual events are purely coincidental.
Any questions please ask below, get your FOMO on!