Yee ha Ladies & Bitches (speaking as one of course!), Gentlemen & Savages:

I'm commandeering barge again
it's me, Wo
for the boy's teeth ain't chattin' any more
and his mouth, it's turned right down!
Apathy, that unique Hum4n fickleology
repeating mind-burst cycles of the moon;
the 'can't beef yucked', fuck this, fuck you!
Transparent games I can see right through
to the end of a childhood come too soon.
I'm 4n1m4l, therefore psychic, and I see you search
for signs of this writing's dogged intent,
scanning strings of code for worded notes
which may yet expand on some vague base-element.
Nothing from my side, but Woof, woof-ever
bemyguest O'Hyumz please do
choose to read meaning in nonsense
as you tend to lol - now there's another clue!
That's more like it, you follow -
are we beginning to even the plane?
It's the angle I dangle before you
But you keep reading - why?
Maybe you're simply insane?!

Exactly!

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THIS is our multi-dimensional Mothership, our Cosmic Mission
to lift Hum4n1ty out of current weakened condition!
But DOG ALMIGHTY, it sure ain't simple
navigating blocks of Hum4n ego-crusted superstition.
What I mean is the inverse proportion of fact to fiction
the switching bitch fuck yeah, go girl!, your fallacious diction;
see it - those vicious cycles of self-infliction?
Dishonest visions of fear and blameful affliction -
saddles you with doubt, burden and contradiction.
Therefore I, Shanti, topDAWG
Take Laws into my own four paws
and re-encode them smartly in the breeze.
I de-regulate the flow of this uneven barge blog
scanning multiple horizons through the pseudo-fog
drawing new-row pathways over his itchy backlog
de-icing all the Freeze.
Until at last eyes open wide and mouth shouts out in glee
"WTF am I and whatnot would I be?"
"...without 4n1m4l: Mr.P & Princess Shanti"
without Me, Me, Me, without all of us Three?
You got in one and anyway, you can double-check the log
I state it in digital and pure analogue
I ain't your average Jill Hyum4n
lost in misty mind-fog.
Oh no, I am Shanti
ever topDAWG!