This is a 240 CHARACTER complete story for entry into @felt.buzz's always entertaining ZAPFIC contest. The prompt for this story is: RETIRE
"I don't want to spend my retirement sitting on the porch eating peanut butter sandwiches!"
Andrew assured me the fund was guaranteed not to lose. Enough money to last a lifetime.
"Pass me the jar, hun, we'll split the last slice of bread."

If you enjoy writing short fiction stories (less than 1,000 words) I'd love to have you join me on Narrative. Don't abandon STEEM - there's room in your life for both! Here's a link directly to my page featuring Flash Fiction:
Get in on the ground floor and see what it's all about. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me in the comments.

