Boom. I'm cool now. 5,000SP. Only took me a four and a half hundred posts and a few mining tips from @cryptos. Nearly 250 followers. Rep is 65. That's gotta be near the top. You gotta understand I did the hard way with posts about DNC pedophilia, memes, and sarcasm. I did this while poking fun at steemit because I love it and want it to be better. I did this without any whales consistently backing me and in fact several seem pretty put off by my content.
Anyway, love to my followers. Champagne for real friends and real pain for sham friends!