When my expectations aren't met, I just blame Steemit:
"I invested in Steem at $3... Steemit crashed proving it's the worthless scam it is!"
"I'm not getting voted on... Steemit sucks, what a scam!"
"The whales have most of the SP... Steemit is a pyramid scheme!"
"People are powering down... Steemit is going to collapse!"
"The founders aren't making the changes I expect... Steemit is going to fail!"
"The front-end user interface is boring... Steemit is boring!"
"I don't like blogging... Steemit is worthless!"
"Steemit is not decentralized... Steemit is a tyranny by the founders and witnesses!"
"Steemit isn't an anarchy, there are rulers... Steemit is just like the government!"
"Steemit doesn't have anything new in a reputation system... it's just like society and government!"
"Steemit Inc. has too much power, they control everything on Steemit!"
"The miners are ruining everything! Steemit is going to fail!"
"The witnesses are overpaid, they have all the power to make the changes and don't listen to me!"
"The whales are all powering down, they are dumping and driving the price down, destroying Steemit!"
"Steemit is a ponzi scheme!... Period!"
"Look at all the problems with Steemit... Steemit just sucks overall!"
"There's not even a profile pic... wow... case closed... outta here!"
Alright... I couldn't think of anymore. Hahahaha...
It's somewhat amusing to read or hear people complain about certain things they don't like revolving around Steemit. Some grievances are really issues to consider and address, but the conclusions are people's frustrations and bitterness about how things now aren't the way they will be, or how someone personally wants them to be. I have uttered a few in my time here, but I see the ridiculousness of it now hehe...
If you have anymore to add, please do! I find it funny :)
Peace.
EDIT, additions inspired from @katharsisdrill, @meesterboom, @lemouth
"Pshhh flagging?... Steemit is pro-censorship just like everything else, no freedom on Steemit!"
"I quit my job to make money on Steemit... Steemit ruined my life!"
"My time is worth more than 1 cent... Facebook is way better than this Steemit junk!"
@krnel
2016-11-03 - 8am EST