Well, for anyone who doesn’t know who I speak, please I ask you that from this moment, in front of your computer or cell phone do this...
Ned is the creator of Steemit so we owe him a lot. Everything that this platform means to each of us, basically is for his creativity, so again, please. From wherever you are...
Once the founder of this platform was introduced, I began to tell you my story.
A couple of weeks ago, I traveled to Usa for a conference. The truth was that I was very enthusiastic about the idea since I had never traveled to the United States. In addition I was going to meet great speakers, since this meeting had a global reach.
But what happened to me, was something totally unexpected. I was walking along Hollywood Boulevard when I saw Ned at a Starbucks window drinking with someone... To my amazement...
When I manage to react and without thinking I ran and enter the store ... When I approach the table, unable to say a word of the emotion I felt inside... I stay like this...
I calm down and in my spanenglish I say:
Hi Ned, I’m from Argentina and sorry for my English, but Its a big, big pleasure tu meet you and I love your ass...
Ned a little baffled at first but very correct and kind, understanding that what I had meant was: "I love what you do for us". He thanked me for the words very gently.
But I was still so excited about the meeting and I told him:
Man your dick head is soooo amazing! I love everything you do with it!
At this moment the woman who accompanied Ned, she look at my... she look at him... And she stayed like this...
Ned already a little uncomfortable and to escape the situation looks at the girl saying...
Again, understanding that I wanted to say: "Man your BIG head is soooo amazing!" He thanked me and very correctly he invited me to leave.
Satisfied for having known him and thankful for his kindness, to say goodbye I say:
I know you are a great gay! So, piss my friend and enjoy your cock.
The woman who accompanied Ned, got up without thinking and left the store...
Ned was angry with me, because didn’t understand that what I wanted to say was:
I know you are a great GUY! So, PEACE my friend and enjoy your COKE.
Without understanding me. He got up and left the Starbucks in search of the girl.
I at first didn’t understand why his reaction, I thought it had been very nice with what I had expressed. But when I started to memorize the talk I understood my serious mistakes.
Sorry Ned, it wasn't with bad intentions. And as I always say:
Sorry for my english, but its not my original language.
I hope you enjoyed it!
All my stories are fiction.
Good luck!
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