I baked a delicious Pie. It contains only the finest ingredients and was carefully made with love in my fabulous kitchen. I only used Organic, Fair Trade, Gluten Free and Hypo-Allergenic ingredients. It is also Vegan and sugar free.
For sweetener I used some locally sourced Agave Nectar that was raised Hydroponically from the local market that makes sure it is certified as absolutely contaminant free.
Here are the steps to bake a Humble Pie...
Never forget your roots. Even as I see some friends on here fly past me in earning many others have quit or struggle to soldier on. Hats off to those who keep at it and keep working. Sometimes slow and steady can win the race!
One cup of Humor is needed... It is good to take this seriously but when it ceases to be anything fun or pleasurable it can be tedious and then Steemit feels like the job you are trying to escape to become a full time Steemian. Laughing is an optional factor on here
Pre-heat your imagination for content creation by taking a walk and unplugging. There is something to be said for walking on grass barefooted or taking a day or two off from here. The Drama Lama will be waiting for your return
Two cups of realism! Yes it's easy to see trending and feel blue but remember that most of that is self promotion using services so fret not that your picture of a bug on a leaf isn't making you uber rich. Sure, poverty doesn't buy happiness but neither does having a bunch of crap you really don't need ....imho
A pinch of remaining humble when and if you do become a baller! Nobody really enjoys braggarts and constantly being told how many degrees or doctorates or lambos someone has. It's just douche baggery and most of us grit our teeth and are really giving zero shits about your egos.
VOILA! Out comes the pie, it's delicious and hope you enjoy my Great Aunt Flo's recipe for "Humble Pie"...
(giphy, Aunt Flo, evilsquid)
