Time To Play 'Ketchup'
And mustard? Or maybe mayonnaise? But fries are good. Greasy, dripping consumable devices of death. What? Got the idea to do this from fellow witness @thekitchenfairy, and it's something I've done before. Mash a few challenges into a single post. Mashed potatoes are way better than french fries anyway, because - gravy.
Introduce Your Job (from @bmj)
This is a challenge initiated by @shai-hulud where you fill people in on what you do for an income outside of the blockchain. I got nominated by the @stsl creator. Mine is pretty boring, I just take care of my daughters and spend a lot of time here. Pretty lucky in that aspect I suppose as I am well versed in handling finances. I invest here and there and have some passive streams of income, sell this and that and do a few things under the table when it's necessary. But mostly, I'm just 'Daddy', so if I had to narrow it down - that would be it.
I nominate
Pants Are Optional 5 Questions
Not sure if this is a challenge or an actual contest but feel I need to participate and may have even been tagged in it somewhere along the line. Ketchup and all. So, I hope my answers suffice and keep this party going long enough to qualify :) Here ya go @snook!
- Would you let me slap you for a hundred dollars and why? - Seriously? You can spank me for free, how's that, but you have to butthug me first LMAO!
- What time do you normally go to bed and why? - I go to bed every time my body says go to bed, but sometimes I don't listen.
- Favorite day of the week and why? - Every one that ends in 'Y' because you never know what a day will actually bring you.
- What board game do you hate the most and why? - Backgammon. I still don't know how the hell to play it.
- If you had the world's attention for 30 seconds, what would you say? - We all bleed red, is it really necessary to divide ourselves based on such menial matters as skin colors and religions? We only get one place to call home and we can't move until everyone unites under the same banner and drops the borders. Set aside your petty differences and let's find true world peace. There is plenty of Earth to go around.
I nominate(?)
Let's Get to Know (@saffisara)
My Sassy Huggaboo nominated me for this challenge issued initially by @blog-fictions. Apparently, there are ten questions we are supposed to answer to let people get to know us a little a better. Seems easy enough, so let's see about these questions, shall we?
- If you could trade lives with anyone for a day who would it be and why? - Difficult question but, I think I'm on par with @saffisara and I'll just swap bodies with you and we can see each other through the other's eyes. You may have handprints in various places before I go back to my body BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
- What would you do on Mars for fun? - I WOULD TOTALLY TERRAFORM A COLONY SO WE COULD MOVE THERE, the whole allied fam. That would be fun, right? For me it would anyway :P
- If you could get yourself anything what would you get? - Anything? Minimum 1000 acres of fenced property, off the grid with multiple housing complexes to offer beds to anyone I love. Buck the devil.
- Describe the perfect kiss in 3 words! - Anticipated, awkward and full of passion!
- What is the first thing you notice in the opposite sex? - Depends on the angle I get BUTT, usually the eyes meet and naturally it filters down from there. Owls are my favorite bird, just ask @dreemsteem. Bwaha!
- If you had access to a time machine, where and when would you go? - I would go back 3 years ago and get in on day one of the launch of the STEEM blockchain.
- What is the strangest thing you believed as a child? - My grandma told me that if I didn't wash my ears, pussywillows would grow out of them.
- Do you believe in Aliens and why? - Yes. I am one.
- Tell me about something you really regret! - Smoking my first cigarette. Led to many other stupid things I've done in my life.
- Do you feel any of the above questions did not make any sense? - Sense, yes, some were a little ... odd, but fun :)
I nominate(?)
Have you met my dragon?
His name is 'Surefire'.
Picked him up from @steempets :)
