Today I learned...
Last night I went to a nice bar in my neighborhood.., to try some wine I have never had and maybe stumble on a good one to review for "Wines of the World." Well, all of a sudden a rather large group of young women piled into the place -- they had just come from a seminar for "Young Women in Medicine."
But when I got there I felt more like a good cocktail, so I ordered an Old Fashioned. It was not the best, to be nice… The bartender must have noticed I was not thrilled with it.., and the next thing I know, we are doing shots of Makers Mark bourbon (courtesy of the bartender).
By the time all these young wanna be doctors piled in -- I was well on my way to being quite drunk… When I looked around, I noticed the only men in the bar were me and this rather large chubby bartender.., and whenever he squatted down to get the white wine from the cooler, his unflattering "Butt Crack" was very visible.
These young doctors were getting pretty drunk, too (tis the season)… And then it happened -- one of them (very drunk) ordered a white wine, the bartender did his usual squat, his butt crack just hanging out for the whole world to see -- and that's when I heard the term "Intergluteal Cleft." All these girls just start laughing their asses off.., and Im sitting there like a moron not having any idea why the hell a Intergluteal Cleft was…
Finally, one of the very attractive young female doctors tells me.., that an Intergluteal Cleft is your Butt Crack! I offer to buy her a glass of wine for educating me.., and so the girls can get another glimpse of the Intergluteal Cleft -- again, the whole bar just starts laughing their butts off, again.
And then, after all the laughing, she leaned over and whispered in my ear… "Wanna go in the bathroom and see my Intergluteal Cleft..?" Well, needless to say -- I took her up on her offer and…
So, today I learned… Or to be more specific, last night I learned that an:
Intergluteal Cleft = Butt Crack
When I finally woke up today and showed this lovely lady out, the first thing I of doing was writing this post -- CHEERS!
P.S.,
BTW - that photo is Jennifer Garners Intergluteal Cleft
P.S.S.,
We tried to get a picture of the bartenders Intergluteal Cleft but were far too drunk!
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