Unfortunately, the stranger than fiction is a weekly occurrence in my pathetic and hopeless life.
Last night I was cleaning the bathroom at work, and I accidentally licked the inside of the toilet bowl.
Everything was going well until I slipped on a wet floor tile and I fell head first into the toilet.
My left hand was holding a rag and my right was holding the bathroom cleaner, and for whatever reasons, I continued to hold onto the rag and cleaner as my head went into the toilet bowl.
I continued to hold onto the rag and cleaner as I started taking on water, and I tried to push off the inside the bowl with my tongue, but my tongue wasn't strong enough.
I must of drank nearly cup of dirty toilet water and licked most of the inside of the bowl. I don't feel so well today and I want to brush my teeth continuously.
I'm @runridefly, and the rain is coming down so hard today, and I have nothing better to do, than create a bunch of silly short stories.