It never payed me once, not in this world or the next, the government clamour for integrity so much that I gave it a try. Followed by sack letter.
Took me awhile to know the jingles on the radio was just a hoax. And I've lost my job for it.
...An entry into @zapfic contest by @felt.buzz
#ZapFic contest: tell me a tale in 240 characters or less