The frequency with which Fred admired his reflection in the shop windows as he minced down Main Street, caused him to collide with a corpulent cop who, fearing a fray, fired on Fred but instead poleaxed a passing pedestrian's Pekinese.
Posted in response to @felt.buzz's Zapfic contest.
The image is my own and is dedicated to @janton who is the only person ever to appreciate my artistic genius
The prompt this week is Frequency