This is Captain Tobias Willcock welcoming you aboard Coconut Airways Flight 372 to Bridgetown. We are flying at an 'ight of 32,000 feet, um 28,000, eh 20,000. Shit! Shit! Crew to stations. Brace! Brace! Everyone, brace for impact!
Posted in response to @felt.buzz's Zapfic challenge
2 SBI units to the first person who can tell me what I'm referencing in this little piece of nonsense.
The doodle is 'an ill-favoured thing, but mine own'