Badboy Baker Productions proudly presents their premier hip hop artist – Crypto Ninja. This music video was produced for the #comedyopenmic competition which can be found here. Before I start spittin rhymes, I’d like to give a big shout out to all my steemit homies and pour out a forty for all my boys who have passed. Peace to Matt Black, sadly missed 3rd sword of The Three Musketeers. You can check out the written version of this rap below & there is an unlisted YouTube version at end of the text.
Yeah yeah steemit crew, this is the Crypto Ninja brought to you by badboy baker productions. badboy baker spinning some low down dirty beats on the decks, so check out this joint right about now….
I sling shitcoins & bitcoin
on YoBit & Coinfloor
yeah I have a moustache
Like a 70’s porn star
I’m a crypto ninja
cutting you open
like Zoro
I’ve got a channel on youtube
With analysis I borrow.
I buy drugs with Monero
my lambos with steem
I’m a modern day hero
like Mandela or Sheen
I’m a crypotopian mogul
An ICO soldier
Invested in Electroneum
an I’m still holding em.
I bought trumpcoin
with bitcoin, then scalped
it for shitcoins, sold my
shitcoins for bitcoin
now I’m kicking it
in the Dordogne.
Shit…
I can’t get no relief.
my balance on bittrex
Beggars belief.
I’m a life style choice
voice of a generation
some say genius
pride of the nation.
But I stay humble
As you other rappers mumble
tired fiat rhymes
that you trip on
and stumble.
You fumble in your
Pockets for dollars
And dimes,
While I flip Likes,
into Upvotes that chime
jingle in my wallet
with steem power,
I’m on it
while you’re twitching fiat
like a burnt out alcoholic.
I’m a crpto ninja
getting paid daily
all my bread is sourdough,
yeah you know baby
that’s just how rich I am…
peace…. We out.
The backing music in this post is called ‘Cash Out’ by Yung Kartz, royalty free sourced from http://freemusicarchive.org & the rewind sample at the end is creative commons sourced from samplefocus.com please follow links to credit. All the pictures used in this post are creative commons. Let the link train begin! Please follow link 1link 2link 3link 4link 5link 6link 7 to verify. The picture of bittrex is a screenshot, fair use. If you have enjoyed this comedy post you can check out my other work on my homepage @raj808. Thanks for checking out Crypto Ninja’s mad skillz
I nominate dante31 + travelling-two
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