This week episode is all about me, life and the pretty nasty things happening in it; the dilemma of love. Therefore, read with discretion and be fair in your judgement via the comment session.

It is the 17th Episode and the facts of today's Awkward Moment are 100 Non-fiction. Because the subject of the matter is someone you all know- ME!. I could put it into writing because life and many years of bitter/sweet experiences had thought me to "Let go" and never moat so much on certain circumstances. In case you have missed any of the last 16th episodes, the 5 links Below could be useful to you.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT #16 - "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GOT TILL IT'S GONE!"

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT #15 - "THE NEW YEAR PSEUDO RESOLUTIONS"

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT #14 - "A GHOUL AT CHRISTMAS- YULETIDE PANDEMONIUM "

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT #13- "JUST A LIL HELP"

AWKWARD MOMENT #12- "A GIRL APART"

"YOU CAN'T BE TOO OLD OR TOO EXPERIENCED TO GET YOUR HEART BROKEN"

How does it feel waking up very early around 5:30am and the first thing you noticed is the blinking light from your smartphone signifying you have a message, opening the message and it was a breakup Text! No fights, no arguments or whatsoever before hand but all you get for being too awesome was that line: "All that Glitters is not Gold, we can't be together anymore"

THE CRIMES COMMITTED

Beforehand, most relationships crash because one party is not getting enough of it both materially or emotionally. Other things could have been the cause of breakup stories but mostly this is the case. In my own case, i was allegedly too generous and my Ex-girlfriend panicked and bailed out one me!

In her exact words "All that Glitters is not Gold" therefore she is calling it quit was all i got without further reasonable explanations which i was smiling sheepishly at the same time furious as to why life could be so Bitchy. Back i my early 20s i had been left alone by a girl because i wasn't that too rich and now it happened again but in a reverse or i would say for opposite reasons.

I never knew there was a crime in finding a girl to love, Giving her what she wants and not letting her be in needs. This was my golden crime early in the year 2018 and it baffles me why this universe is so complicated at the same time a worthless struggle.

I could write about it with minimal "angry words" now because i had surgically diagnosed and digested the many lessons i had learnt in this short "Dramatic" episodes of my live and i have accepted that women are not worth it in most cases. They could never be satisfied no matter how much you tried, at least a few of them i have known!

Learn from my stories, laugh at me and probably make it into a film. Fall in love but not so deeply rooted because you could get shattered just like me, another story to tell my adolescent kids in the future to help balance their Loving mentality!

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT #17- "YOU CAN'T BE TOO OLD OR TOO EXPERIENCED TO GET YOUR HEART BROKEN"