Snowflakes Are Useful Idiots #14: Racist Evergreen Students Demand ...

As Tom Knighton reports, the Evergreen College insurrection does not seem to be going away any time soon, as a faculty member has been threatened to the point where police say he is no longer safe on campus: "Police Tell Prof He's in Danger for Not Participating in Campus 'No Whites' Day":

"Evergreen State College hosts an annual event called a 'Day of Absence' where, traditionally, minority students and faculty step away from the campus for the day to show just how significant their impact is. Additionally, white students attend workshops on racism.

"This year, the school apparently thought it would just be a hoot to change things up and just kick all the white folks off campus instead. Biology professor Bret Weinstein, however, took issue with the event.

"Now, students are calling for his head "

Yesterday I was given a list of student demands as posted on Facebook. The image was quite small, (see below) so I have transcribed it for easy reading - any errors in transcription are mine:

On May 26th, Evergreen College's student Isiah Montejano posted these demands on his Facebook page:

===Begin Transcript=== As Latinx students of the Evergreen State College, MEXA and Familia demands that

All the demands of the black, Native, Pacific Islander and Trans community be met
There will be hiring increase of Latinx faculty and staff in all fields of study.
There will be a hiring increase of people of Color primarily in the Math and Sciences
There will be a hiring of an admissions position in which they are: * culturally competent in Latinx issues
* competent in Trans identify and gender and sexual identity in the context of Latinx communities
* monolingual or bilingual in Spanish
* competent in admissions and financial aid process for undocumented students
There will be a commitment of funding for the Retention Program
Latinx students will have the options of taking Spanish classes for free to provide reparation for forced assimilation and erasure of our language.
There will be more courses that are centered around Latinx studies and history, including media created by Latinx artists
Patrol cars will be removed from the library to health services walkway
There will be a removal of American flag
That the campus establishes a zero-tolerance policy regarding racism and hate crimes amongst students, staff, and faculty.
There will be more institutional support for Latinx students in undergraduate studies
The college will reach out to local and state-wide Latinx organizations to create opportunities for our community.
The college will pay for more Latinx artists, presenters, speakers, and musicians for events and programs.
MEXA and other racial & ethnic identity groups get funding through S&A without the institutional oversight of the S&A Board
Free, secure and discrete housing and free parking for undocumented students to prevent racial profiling from state, federal and local police during commuting.
Divestment from all Israeli products and corporations
Divestment from corporations that support private prisons including Aramark, Sabra, Caterpillar and Bank of America
Creation of a Latinx center including a paid permanent coordinator position and work-study positions to run that center.
Creation of a Multicultural center
Mandatory staff and faculty trainings on how to support undocumented students
That The Evergreen State College demilitarize and disarm campus security force that is overseen by a student, faculty, and staff review board.
Provide free sanitary and safe sex supplies in all bathrooms
Demilitarize police through the removal of all lethal and non-lethal weapons.
Honesty and transparency with prospective students about the antiblackness, racism, transphobia, homophobia, and ableism on this campus.
More faculty of color will be hired who are willing to take anti-bias training, specifically in the sciences immediately
A larger space for the Unity Lounge and the Trans and Queer Center, as well as more funding.
An establishment of a 24 hour food bank moved away from police services and Wellness services
There will be reduced parking permits and fins for low-income students
There will be more support in finding privately-funded scholarships for undocumented students
The administration will provide financial support in funding our ability to provide EMT and Crisis Management training to a community response team. This team should be paid by the college and chosen by students.
Removal of disruptions/protests off the student conduct code as a violation. One cannot claim they support protest but are anti-disruption when it comes down to their own interests.
The creation of "a new 'Diversity and Inclusion' graduation requirement" which will primarily focus on "any US-centric structural oppression, such as race, gender, and sexuality."
Pre-orientation programs specifically centered on resources for People of Color.
Transparent discipline processes for faculty and staff.
After-hours wellness services for students that work.

Latinx: noun. North American. A person of Latin American origin or descent (used as a gender-neutral or non-binary alternative to Latino or Latina)
*COPY/PASTE*

===End of Transcript===

After laborious translation, I am now able to reduce student demands to a few simple truths:

1. Like true fascists, the snowflakes refuse to tolerate dissent. Evergreen's Administration will either comply with their demands...or something; any faculty refusing to surrender to their tyranny will be subjected to screaming fits and threats.
2. The snowflakes demand exemption from any and all laws that make them feel bad; they insist upon being above the law in general.
3. The snowflakes feel that everyone is homophobic, transphobic, racist, science-phobic and intolerant except, of course, for racist, anti-semitic, anti-American, intolerant snowflakes.
4. The snowflakes have no interest in assimilation, and reject America's tradition of acceptance and inclusion.
5. The snowflakes are anti-white, antisemitic and anti-capiitalist.
6. The snowflakes believe they are entitled to a free education, including free healthcare 24/7 at taxpayers' expense.
7. The snowflakes reject law and order, and demand the right to make their own laws.
8. The snowflakes think bathrooms are a great place to have sex, as long as the white people they detest pay for their condoms.
9. The snowflakes think the white people they detest give them money they do not have to account for.
10. The snowflakes demand the right to make their own laws, which they will then be free to ignore.

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