Excuss me, would it be okay if we went to frolic around in your community garden? Shut the gates and keep everyone out, or keep the gate open and let everyone record what they see on their smartphones.
We are really horny. Oh, you want money. Shit, well, shit. How about we agree to help you pick the fruits and veggies that will grow from her spraying all over the place. The fruits and veggies will be full of life, we a sure you.
The community garden isn't open at all hours of the day, is it? Surely you shut down and take a break for the night. We could dip in and out during your hours of rest. You'll never know we are there, disregard the loud moaning, please.
We asure you that this experience will not end up in the morning papers. We have them already paid off. There will be no hassle from the cops either because they are busy with the raccoons we let lose in their offices and jail cells.
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Old list of completed freewrites
New list:
| Non-Fiction | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dachshund |
| Fiction | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uncertain Future | Screeching Tires | No Panic | Dirt Bike | Law and Order |
| Pecan | Stone Wall | Inappropriately Dressed |
| Ongoing Stories | Numbered in Order of Story's Progression | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Poems | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Spider Web |
| Weekend Freewrites: | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Ferris Wheel | Lion by the River | The Feeding | Space Ring | Witchy Things |
| That Fishy Smell | The Light | The Little Ghouls |
| We-writes (collaborations with community members) | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| The Maze |