I'm going to squash squash right before your very eyes. It will be the most miraculous thing you have ever seen in your entire life. Me squashing squash will change your life.

I will even let you have a taste of it. I'll doctor it up with some herbs like oregano, cilantro, and some basil. How does that sound to you? I see your mouth watering with anticipation.

Would you like me to throw it on the grill for you? I'll make it the perfect crispness. I'll add some barbeque sauce with salt and pepper. I see your hand shaking. Are you hungry my poor dear woman?

You ask about the price? Well? How much do you have to give? I'll have you know this squash came from the king himself. He sent me down here with this specially grown squash to give it to the one who can pay the price. You surely have something you can trade.

Pixels

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My Completed Freewriting prompts:

1. Dude
2. Bittersweet
3. Basket
4. Housecoat
5. Nail
6. Faster Than Light
7. Cane (Bonus: Red Wine)
8. A Ridiculous Amount of Fun
9. Mosquito
10. Bamboo
11. Hook
12. Sweater
13. The Entryway
14. Trolley
15. Flea
16. Awakening
17. Her Homemade Jams
18. Party
19. Important
20. Parasol
21. Back Pain
22. Late
23. Medium
24. Mother
25. Banana
26. Paper
27. Milk
28. Tree
29. Swing
30. Bored Stiff
31. 5
32. Home Alone and Doctor’s Office
33. Monkey’s Wedding
34. Wire
35. Appetite
36. Travel
37. A Kiss
38. Mice
39. Detective
40. Homeless
41. Eyebrows
42. 40 Percent Off
43. One Year
44. Frosting a Cake
45. Bones
46. Clouds
47. Scratch
48. Wet
49. Cherry
50. Depression
51. Camping
52. Caterpillar
53. Quadrillion
54. Describe the Room You Are In
55. Dew
56. Miami
57. Skinny
58. Lizard Cave
59. Mold
60. Herbs
61. Phone
62. Wood
63. Prototype
64. Discord
65. A Jumble of Words
66. Suffers in Silence
67. Bath
68. Core Values
69. Players
70. Talking Dog
71. Grand Piano
72. Syrup
73. Ornate
74. Chips
75. State
76. Epilogue
77. Sell-out
78. Chalk
79. Spa
80. parachutes
81. Grapevine
82. Food to the Table
83. Basics
84. Copy
85. Wildflower
86. Nothing
87. Mishap

Weekend Free Write:

1. The Picture

2. The Crooked Umbrella

3. The Chair That I’m Strapped To

4. The Stall - Part 1)

5. The Stall - Part 2

6. A Common Ending

7. The Stall – Part 9

8. Withdrawal

9. Richard’s Surprise

10. The Trap

11. Church

12. Canyon Making You Crazy?

13. The Hawk